2 Samuel
Highlights

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24

Absurdities
Cruelty and Violence
Injustice
Contradictions
Family Values
Women
Sex
Science and History
Interpretation
Intolerance
Prophecy
Language
Good Stuff
Dwindling in Unbelief
-2 Samuel

Brick Testament Stories from 2 Samuel

  1. David Kills the Messenger 1:1

  2. A Song for Jonathan and Saul 1:17

  3. David Becomes King of Judah 2:1

  4. Ishbaal Becomes King of Israel 2:8

  5. Civil War Erupts 2:12

  6. David Impregnates Six Women 3:1

  7. Abner Turns on Ishbaal 3:6

  8. David Steals Back a Wife 3:12

  9. Joab Murders Abner 3:22

  10. Ishbaal Decapitated 4:1

  11. David Mutilates Recab and Baanah 4:8

  12. David Becomes King of Israel 5:1

  13. David Conquers the Blind and Lame 5:6

  14. David Impregnates More Women 5:13

  15. God Demands War with Philistines 5:24

  16. God Kills Man for Touching Ark 6:1

  17. David Exposes Himself Before God 6:11

  18. David Massacres the Moabites 8:2

  19. 22,000 Aramaeans Killed 8:3

  20. Edomites Males Exterminated 8:13

  21. David Mourns the Eye-Gouger 10:1

  22. 40,700 Aramaeans Killed 10:15

  23. Massacre of the Ammonites 11:1

  24. David Commits Adultery, Murder 11:2

  25. God kills a baby 12:1

  26. Solomon is born 12:24

  27. People of Rabbah Enslaved 12:31

  28. David's Son Rapes David's Daughter 13:1

  29. Absalom Murders Amnon 13:23

  30. Absalom Overthrows David 14:25

  31. David Flees Jerusalem 15:17

  32. Absalom's Public Display 16:15

  33. 20,000 Israelites Killed 17:25

  34. David Demotes Joab 18:19

  35. Revolt, Murder, Decapitation 20:1

  36. David Imprisons His Concubines 20:3

  37. Saul's Family Dismembered 21:1

  38. Goliath killed again 21:15

  39. David's Psalm of Victory 22:1

  40. God Kills 70,000 Israelites 24:1